Photos by: Andrej Micajkov
Columns are upright pillars that support a structure or stand alone as a monument.
So here's a thought...
Heels, thus shoes, are types of columns that support a structure [aka the lovely person wearing them],
or [well this is true for my own apartment, please don't judge]
stand alone as an impressively beautiful monument [okay fine, home decor].
This notion justifies the exhaustion of our credit cards, because, as argued above, shoes are works of art
and supporting architectural elements that serve so much more than a single purpose.
So next time someone yells at you, or makes you feel guilty for spending a lot of $$$ [or any other currency for that matter]
on a pair of beautiful, gorgeous, insanely amazing shoes, tell them that you're making a long-term investment,
one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, no go, cat, go!
Yeah, that last part was totally ELVIS! Blessed be THE KING!